rachelisnotclever:

tacospizza:

how do i get a flat stomach in 1 hour

i’d suggest a steam roller

(via sle3pl3ss-nights)

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

(Source: castiali, via sle3pl3ss-nights)

neopet:

nice infinity tattoo does it symbolize u having that dumb ass tattoo for infinity

(via fake-mermaid)

• French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
• Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
• German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
• Spanish: The chair is feminine! "La silla!"
• English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane!
• Tumblr: You be whatever you want chair! Don't let gender roles define you!